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Biden: ‘With Enough Vaccinations, I’m Prepared To Authorize The Use Of Sparklers On The 4th Of July’

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-with-enough-vaccinations-im-prepared-to-authorize-sparklers-on-the-4th-of-july/?utm_source=fediverse

23% Of Galaxy Believes They Are More Unified Since Palpatine Became Emperor

https://babylonbee.com/news/23-of-galaxy-believes-they-are-more-unified-since-palpatine-became-emperor/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Baptists Begin Exodus To Promised Land Of D.C. Where Dancing Is Now Banned

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-baptists-begin-exodus-to-promised-land-of-dc-where-dancing-is-now-banned/?utm_source=fediverse

Evangelical Flips Through Book Of Revelation To Figure Out When Trump Will Be Back

https://babylonbee.com/news/evangelical-flips-through-book-of-revelation-to-figure-out-when-trump-will-be-back/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Feel Morally Superior To Everyone When Masks Are No Longer Required

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-feel-morally-superior-to-everyone-when-masks-are-no-longer-required/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man,' Says Glossy-Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-melinda-gates-suddenly-changes-mind-about-divorce-after-receiving-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Vaccinated Man Licks First Doorknob In Over A Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccinated-man-licks-first-doorknob-in-over-a-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Elected Representative Pledges To Spend Every Minute Fighting To Get Reelected

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-elected-representative-pledges-to-spend-every-minute-fighting-to-get-reelected/?utm_source=fediverse

It's Official: New White House Cat To Be Named 'Chairman Meow'

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-house-cat-to-be-named-chairman-meow/?utm_source=fediverse

Curb Accuses Woman Of Multiple Instances Of Vehicular Assault

https://babylonbee.com/news/curb-accuses-woman-of-multiple-instances-of-vehicular-assault/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Relocates 20,000 National Guard Troops To Inner Cities To Snipe Menthol Cigarettes Out Of People’s Mouths

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-relocates-20000-national-guard-troops-to-inner-cities-to-snipe-menthol-cigarettes-out-of-peoples-mouths/?utm_source=fediverse

Jeopardy Bans All Contestants From Having Hands

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeopardy-bans-all-contestants-from-having-hands/?utm_source=fediverse

Couple Spends 3 Hours Picking Movie One Of Them Will Fall Asleep To In 12 Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-spends-3-hours-picking-movie-husband-will-fall-asleep-to-in-12-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple Racist Gestures

https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-racist-gestures/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Admits His First 100 Days Were A Failure Since America Hasn't Been Completely Destroyed Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-declares-first-100-days-a-failure-as-america-still-exists/?utm_source=fediverse

Elizabeth Warren Barred From Entering Country Thanks To Travel Ban On Indians

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-barred-from-entering-country-thanks-to-indian-travel-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Propose Fighting Obesity By Switching To Communism

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-propose-fighting-obesity-by-switching-to-communism/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Common Things Your Husband Says -- And What He's Actually Thinking

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-things-husbands-say-and-what-they-actually-mean/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Committed To Utterly Destroying Black Man’s Optimism About Race Relations

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-committed-to-utterly-destroying-black-mans-optimism-about-race-relations/?utm_source=fediverse

Civil War Soldiers Glad They Didn't Live Long Enough To Experience Horrors Of The January 6th Capitol Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/civil-war-soldiers-glad-they-didnt-live-long-enough-to-experience-horrors-of-january-6-2021/?utm_source=fediverse