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In New Cut Of Empire Strikes Back, Vader Will Now Say 'I Am Your Non-Birthing Person!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-rereleases-empire-strikes-back-with-revised-vader-line-i-am-your-non-birthing-person/?utm_source=fediverse

'I’m Perfectly Healthy,' Says Joe Biden Through A Medium At A Séance

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-perfectly-healthy-says-biden-through-a-medium-at-a-sance/?utm_source=fediverse

Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/shocking-study-finds-paying-people-not-to-work-makes-people-not-want-to-work/?utm_source=fediverse

White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-liberals-watch-in-stunned-amazement-as-black-man-acquires-id/?utm_source=fediverse

Non-Menstruating Partner Wishes Menstruating Partner A Happy Birthing Person's Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/non-menstruating-partner-wishes-menstruating-partner-a-happy-birthing-persons-day/?utm_source=fediverse

To Make Game More Exciting, Baseball To Be Played On Ice With Sticks And A Puck Instead Of A Ball

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-improve-viewership-baseball-to-be-played-on-ice-with-sticks-and-a-puck-instead-of-a-ball/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Last-Minute Mother's Day Gift Ideas For Your Wife Since We Know You Forgot

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-last-minute-mothers-day-gift-ideas-since-we-know-you-forgot/?utm_source=fediverse

Internet Inventor Al Gore Bans Trump From Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/internet-inventor-al-gore-bans-trump-from-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-to-remove-problematic-kiss-from-classic-movie-snow-white-now-to-remain-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Writers Denigrate Successful African-American Businessman

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-writers-criticize-successful-african-american-businessman/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Keys To Being A Feminist Husband

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-keys-to-being-a-feminist-husband/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA Breaks Up ISIS Plot To Use Incorrect Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/cia-breaks-up-isis-plot-to-use-incorrect-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse

Stacey Abrams Graciously Accepts Pulitzer Prize For Upcoming Romance Novels

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacy-abrams-graciously-accepts-pulitzer-prize-for-upcoming-romance-novels/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board Decides To Continue To Ban Trump From The Ball Pit

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-e-cheese-oversight-board-decides-to-continue-to-ban-trump-from-the-ball-pit/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

https://babylonbee.com/news/cia-replaces-waterboarding-with-12-hour-lectures-on-intersectional-feminism/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Jill Biden Wishes Every Latinx Citizen A Happy Cincway Du Marco

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-jill-biden-wishes-every-latinx-citizen-a-happy-cincway-du-marco/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 10 Controversial Statements From President Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-fact-checks-these-key-statements-from-president-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Melinda Gates Filed For Divorce After Discovering Windows 95 Launch Video

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-melinda-gates-filed-for-divorce-after-discovering-windows-95-launch-video/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Shootings Drop To Zero After Mass Hiring Of Stormtroopers

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-shootings-drop-to-zero-after-mass-hiring-of-stormtroopers/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband’s Binge Of 'Executive Actions' Leads To Shaky Poll Numbers After First 100 Days Of Marriage

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-first-100-days-of-marriage-husband-receives-shaky-poll-numbers-thanks-to-executive-order-binge/?utm_source=fediverse