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Furloughed TSA Agents Go Door-To-Door Offering To Grope People For Free

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Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-starve-as-many-food-stamp-recipients-as-it-takes-to-get-free-healthcare-for-illegal-immigrants/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Depleted Bullpen, Jason Bateman To Start Game 4 For Dodgers

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-depleted-bullpen-jason-bateman-to-start-game-4-for-dodgers/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Asks Elon If He Can Come Up With A Way To Supply 1.21 Gigawatts Of Power To A DeLorean

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-asks-elon-if-he-can-come-up-with-a-way-to-supply-121-gigawatts-of-power-to-a-delorean/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Excited To Show Family Horrifyingly Violent Movie From 1970s That Has The Same Rating As 'Toy Story 3'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-excited-to-show-family-horrifying-violent-movie-from-1970s-that-has-the-same-rating-as-toy-story-3/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Accepted Into Ninja School After Leaping Under Garage Door As It's Closing

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America's Obesity Crisis Solved As EBT Benefits Run Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/americas-obesity-crisis-solved-as-ebt-benefits-run-out/?utm_source=fediverse

'VeggieTales' Releases New Episode With Evil Orange Character Who Deports Mr. Lunt

https://babylonbee.com/news/phil-vischer-releases-new-veggietales-episode-with-evil-orange-character-who-deports-mr-lunt/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Clocks In For Another Long Day Working In The Play Kitchen

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-clocks-in-for-another-long-day-working-in-the-play-kitchen/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Continues To Endanger Public By Issuing Drivers' Licenses To Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-continues-to-endanger-public-by-issuing-drivers-licenses-to-women/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Historical Objects Trump Destroyed In The East Wing

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-historical-objects-trump-destroyed-in-the-east-wing/?utm_source=fediverse

Heartbreaking: Terrorist Shares How He Got Dirty Looks While Boarding Subway In Bulletproof Vest After 9/11

https://babylonbee.com/news/heartbreaking-terrorist-shares-how-he-got-dirty-looks-while-boarding-subway-in-bulletproof-vest-after-911/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Luck: Trump Says The Missing Epstein Files Were In The East Wing And Have Now Been Destroyed

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-luck-trump-says-the-missing-epstein-files-were-in-the-east-wing-and-have-now-been-destroyed/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastors Reveal 10 Most Helpful Ideas Left In Church Suggestion Box

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastors-reveal-9-most-helpful-ideas-left-in-church-suggestion-box/?utm_source=fediverse

Rand Paul Heroically Dives In Front Of Hellfire Missile Before It Can Hit Venezuelan Drug Boat

https://babylonbee.com/news/rand-paul-heroically-dives-in-front-of-hellfire-missile-before-it-can-hit-venezuelan-drug-boat/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Recounts Tough Childhood Where He Got In One Little Fight And Was Forced To Move In With His Auntie And Uncle In Bel-Air

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-recounts-tough-childhood-where-he-got-in-one-little-fight-and-was-forced-to-move-in-with-his-auntie-and-uncle-in-bel-air/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Invites Mario & Sonic To White House To Strike Historic Peace Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-invites-mario--sonic-to-white-house-to-strike-historic-peace-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Donate $50 Million To Kamala 2028 Campaign

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-donate-50-million-to-kamala-2028-campaign/?utm_source=fediverse

Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup

https://babylonbee.com/news/scandal-as-blue-jays-test-positive-for-performance-enhancing-maple-syrup/?utm_source=fediverse

Jets Starting To Wonder If They Should Try A Different Sport

https://babylonbee.com/news/jets-starting-to-wonder-if-they-should-try-a-different-sport/?utm_source=fediverse