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>have an online class
>forgot to switch off the camera before lighting a cigarette
>everyone saw
"Tanner, we know you're of legal age, but please don't smoke on camera."

How the fuck am I supposed to handle this class?

"What kind of guy is your type Tanner?"
"Well… he's probably on the ADL rap sheet and maybe has prison tattoos, so yeah."

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"what's wrong?"
(Juggling 6 different trauma symptoms at once)
"I'm fine bro."

@hapa_sympathiser @ChristiJunior @bakubased if you wrote the villains of real life into a story nobody would buy how cartoonishly evil you made them

I can't believe some people think that "pray the gay away" actually works.

I went to those "pray the gay away" programs. I'm still gay. I still find men attractive.

I didn't "become" straight. However, I did gain a lot of trauma from this only recently, now that I turned 18 and could "age out" of those programs.

I still have very graphic nightmares about this. I am cautious and calculated about /everything/ that could /maybe/ suggest homosexuality or effeminacy in my real life.

The people put in those programs won't "become" heterosexual; those urges will still be there.

Don't worry, though! It won't matter because they'll be made to feel as if they're unworthy of love from anyone! It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight if you feel like you're genuinely broken and unworthy of feeling anything good!

But congratulations! At least they aren't gay anymore!

Knowing that Toriyama made up dragon ball as he went along, it's really awkward whenever I see db fans in comment sections writing elaborate theories about dragon ball lore to explain plotholes.

Update: date went really well, hopefully things work out.

I got a date because of D&D so let's see how tomorrow goes.

Fuck it, the dice are making the rules now boys!

>"please wear a mask sir."
>"Please withdraw and count all my money. I'll take it elsewhere."

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