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>out of mulling spices so I have to blend my own like a savage
s'en colère.

You know you're in a french-descent household when there's a separate shelf for wine that's for cooking only, and that which you drink.

The saying that greets workers at an Amazon Fulfillment Center.

You know it's bad when the official sonic Twitter arrives to shame you

>forgot my camera was on
>entire class saw me shirtless
Fuck

Teacher: it's nice to see your bright smiling faces!
Me: has my camera off and my pfp is just Bakugou eating angrily.

Me: no, I'm fine, I don't have lasting trauma at all
Also me: grabs the knife from my dresser because I heard an unusual noise.

I'm glad you think I'm funny dude, in fact my entire life is a joke.

Wait — if I'm already autistic and I get vaccinated.

Do I become more autistic or does it just cancel it out?

Can someone explain NFTs to me like I'm an idiot (because I am.)

It would be tolerable if it wasn't the same music over and over again.
Have some variety for fucks sake!

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