@matrix wait I don't see anything wrong with wearing a backpack, can someone tell me why?
@matrix @MK2boogaloo @matrix Jabba the hutt is rightfully shaming the backpack-wearer as a real man has infinity-deep pockets and can put everything into them.
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@MK2boogaloo @Kerosene @matrix as a sweatpants fan, i disagree. my sweats start to fall off if my wallet's too fat.
@beardalaxy @matrix @beardalaxy @MK2boogaloo @matrix You have to counteract that with a raging erection so mr dick can keep your chadpants near your waist.
