@mischievoustomato @beardalaxy from experience: women absolutely HATE "ahoy", it's a huge turn off

Very soy or reddit or something because it dry-cleans those panties the second you say it

i wonder how painful it'd be to hang myself with my own veins
jkjk i guess i just hope for something nonexistnst

@mischievoustomato @beardalaxy @WashedOutGundamPilot why the fuck is this what I see without context on my home feed

LMAO

@WashedOutGundamPilot @mischievoustomato tfw no pirate gf to say ahoy to and get scurvy from

uwaa

@beardalaxy @WashedOutGundamPilot @mischievoustomato Scurvy is not contagious.

@nnnietsche @WashedOutGundamPilot @mischievoustomato