god i need a horni pirate wife
RT: https://poa.st/objects/c783e587-abae-4a05-b1ce-4e8de4560ce5
RT: https://poa.st/objects/c783e587-abae-4a05-b1ce-4e8de4560ce5
tfw no gf that says ahoy to me cutely randomly during the day 😭
@mischievoustomato @beardalaxy from experience: women absolutely HATE "ahoy", it's a huge turn off
Very soy or reddit or something because it dry-cleans those panties the second you say it
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @mischievoustomato tfw no pirate gf to say ahoy to and get scurvy from
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website
uwaa
@beardalaxy @WashedOutGundamPilot @mischievoustomato Scurvy is not contagious.
