god i need a horni pirate wife

RT: https://poa.st/objects/c783e587-abae-4a05-b1ce-4e8de4560ce5

@mischievoustomato @WashedOutGundamPilot ahoy

tfw no gf that says ahoy to me cutely randomly during the day 😭

@mischievoustomato @beardalaxy from experience: women absolutely HATE "ahoy", it's a huge turn off

Very soy or reddit or something because it dry-cleans those panties the second you say it

@WashedOutGundamPilot @mischievoustomato tfw no pirate gf to say ahoy to and get scurvy from