people in the comments talking about having this feeling for days or months.
meanwhile it's been ten years for me. i've got a date today and maybe i'm being a doomer but there's a part of me that's like, damn do i even really want this?
my favorite hentai is the hentai that actually looks like art, some shit you could hang in a museum. i love the painterly style of artists like alphonse, and sakimichan's art has the same vibe as ancient marble statues of beautiful women that have been crafted so well they almost look like real flesh.
>hype myself up to ask for this girl's number
>flirt with her
>joking back and forth
>super cute
>"okay beard just do it, you were moping about not having a gf yesterday so what will you do about it??"
>finally ask for her number after 2 hours of heart racing
>long silence
>"sorry beard, i have a boyfriend"
こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!