beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

hey what's up, i just wanted to talk about the insane situation that i, penguinz0, aka charlie, aka moistcr1tikal, aka cr1tikal, have been facing over the last couple of days.

look, when i was a kid i was almost trans. then i jerked off, i choked the chicken, i squeezed the hog even, and realized that no, i liked having a penis. but not every kid likes to have a penis. if a kid wants to become a freak of nature and their parents are okay with it, who am i to stop them? i'm not their dad, although some people do call me daddy.

i have this opinion and i am getting hate for it online, which is completely ridiculous. i don't hate people that have different opinions than me. opinions are like assholes, everyone's got them, and some people just don't wipe sometimes. and boy did i forget to wipe this time. you know, i got a little bit of brown on my taint and i walked around with it long enough for it to cause a rash. so, i'm going to be investing in some bidets and testing them out over the next few weeks, where there won't be any videos except the ones i've already scheduled. i'll let you know where they rank on the moist meter with my 8 foot tall friend once i have shot water up my butthole enough times to make a kid think they are gay for liking it.

that's it. see ya.

cheese alien

artist spotlight: seraziel
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#seraziel #nsfw

#tobiaswheller #nagatoro #nsfw

artist spotlight: tobias wheller
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new #sfw riju art
art: wasabi/ravenhart/zhaoyebai/truejekart
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new riju art
art: fluffydango/hhh-hudiki/venomous viper/tobias wheller
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whew...
art: zuruota
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overweight - blue october

valley of the pagans - gorillaz

i know i'm on the outside wherever i go...

red vox - i'll know

Damn, minus cooked with this one!!
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#newgrounds #minuspal #daisy #princessdaisy

YTP - SquadWad's Scary Story to Tell in a Well-Lit Restaurant

guys, i think it is safe to say i'm into anime figure collecting now. i've already got 5, i've got the nagatoro bunny suit one pre-ordered, and i just pre-ordered a nice miku one. then this??? oh nyo.

throwback to my 2.5 hour tetris game

will capcom ever give us the future loli game??

me and who

Actually a phenomenal game. It's difficult, but not unfair. I managed to beat the game without using the shop at all, mostly because I didn't know where it was until I was getting close to the end and decided I just wasn't going to use it xD

The sprite art is a tiny bit wonky, but for the most part it looks really good. The gameplay is smooth, with my only real gripe being that there is no grace window for jumping after running off a platform like there is in something like Mario. That killed me a couple times until I realized what was happening.

Music is fucking awesome, but of course it is... it's Touhou. The remixes have a cool blend of Castlevania SotN added in to them.

Your combat abilities are actually your traversal abilities too, which is cool to see in a Metroidvania-style game. Usually those are kept pretty separate, but not here.

The game is a good length. I beat it in about 6 hours. There is more content too, apparently Cirno and Reimu boss fights. Gonna' get to playing those soon. The bosses seemed to get progressively harder until the very end. Remilia was probably the hardest one and it teetered off a bit past that. Still, it only took me I think 3-4 tries to beat Remilia so it wasn't too bad.

The part where the game is really lacking is the fact that you can't adjust any of the settings other than controls after you boot up the game. If you want to change the audio mix or the display mode, you have to restart the game, which is a hassle.

All in all though, fantastic game and definitely making it to a high spot on my top 100 list. Really enjoyed it, and if you like Touhou and/or Metroidvanias I think you'll enjoy it too!