okay, maybe i WON'T be playing paralives today. or any time soon. lots of talk about insanely long loading times, crashing, major glitches. the game even just straight up caused one guy's PC to shut down lol. i already learned my lesson with inzoi, i'm not paying nearly $40 for this until all these problems are ironed out at the very least.
it seems like, from what i'm reading, while YES it does solve tons of stuff that is wrong about the sims, it doesn't really have anything that makes those games good either.
unreal engine 6 is on the way, announced with a new rocket league.
i'm of two minds here. we all know unreal 5 sucks ass. is unreal 6 going to be better, or is it fundamentally just unreal 5 with a new coat of paint to trick people into being optimistic about the engine again?
i wonder how much of CDPR's work has been incorporated here, or if all of that stuff is specific to their studio alone.
Castle of Illusion Review (5/10)
This game sucks. Not for any fault of design necessarily, but this shit runs at 30 FPS and has awful input lag. For a platformer that still requires at least a little bit of a precision, it feels like ass.
I also know that it is a remake of an old game so it's not that long, it seems pretty faithful but I haven't played the original. I just don't know how you drop the ball this hard. Dude the game's logo straight up breaks if you quit to the title screen. The game sometimes crashes just trying to change resolution.
It's okay if you want to just play something real quick in a few hours just for like... I don't know, the experience or something? But for the most part... stay away.
こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!