beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@KiKi88 i've had several seizures in the shower and i can imagine this is exactly what it looks like when people find me

@KiKi88 he just wanted a fren

@Elfie strangers? This is an average day at the table with friends xD this is probably the most accurate depiction of D&D I've seen xD

@zommie sex is a lot like Mario kart. You go real fast, you throw bananas, wario is there.

@keisuke I'm staying at home today

I took a sticker off of my old laptop and holy shit that was among the worst things I've ever smelled. I don't know what the fuck kind of chemical breakdown happened there but it was BAD, like some rancid cheese or something.

@Terry at least the kids made it

Lord forgive me, I had 2 brownies, 2 cans of soda, and a milkshake today. I wouldn't have eaten the second brownie but I got it for free. Yesterday sucked okay, please cut me some slack!

@Terry tfw she just left the kids to fend for themselves

@captain_arepa dynamic drives can kiss my ass xD

@captain_arepa my greatest accomplishment this week was fucking up the partitions on my hard drive so don't worry

@Coyote yeah being in that position like that for so long would suck

Writing prompt challenge: make a short story using your last 5 emojis.

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I was really confused with my life. Things were just strange and stressful. But that's when I saw her. The most beautiful girl I had ever laid eyes on. She was adorable... So adorable, I couldn't stop myself from sobbing. Just gazing upon her made me so happy, and that's all I needed in that moment.