beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

I had an irl Spiderman 2 video game moment today where I saved a little girl's balloon. Then found out it wasn't her balloon, she was just chasing it. She was still happy nonetheless

@Pyrrho @mushroom_soup @histoire @fcktheworld587 for real? That's wack.

@caekislove that's the best part about the fediverse. No algorithm.

@deprecated_ii that's my kind of snowman

@GinNig she likes jelly filled donuts

@histoire @mushroom_soup @fcktheworld587 if a girl ever woke me up with a bj I'd immediately tell her to stop because I have actually had a seizure from splooging too soon after I woke up before. I'm an edge case though.

@YeetLibs if I saw this at my door after ordering pizza I wouldn't even be mad. Gura doesn't even need to ask for a slice.

@PinochetsCommieCopter we need to fix our railroads but apparently WAR IS MORE IMPORTANT

The secret to success is to act like a big enough nutcase that retards on the internet will follow your every move.