beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@riserise @rosey not sure what that is

Before I left on my mission, I ran a SpongeBob marathon and invited a bunch of people to come watch and have snacks and stuff. ONE person came, a girl who was my childhood crush, and she kept wanting to talk but I was more focused on the SpongeBob. Wtf man.

I still dream about her sometimes, it's weird. Like peering into an alternate reality where I didn't leave the church and we got married.

@rosey I've still never made it all the way through lol i always end up passing out

@rosey unless it's lotr

@SpurgAnon @LoliHat if I'm getting a robot blow job I want it to be a ROBOT.

That shit looks like it would be painful though lol. And they didn't separate her nose from her lips so it looks like her skin is just gonna fall off

@SpurgAnon @LoliHat I could have had a full beard at 15 but my mom forced me to shave.

@OozutsuCannon uoh

@EdBoatConnoisseur @chainsaw_appreciator @StoleMyThundersBalls @dielan in the weirdo world we live in, Sony actually shelled out some cash for the game to be exclusive because it was originally going to be a PC game. Here's to hoping it comes over soon though, I do actually want to play it, booty notwithstanding.

I just discovered that stores put the price per oz on the shelf tags for products.