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what if instead of "sweetest monster" the game was "swedish monster" and it was a pewdiepie dating sim

@binkle I am so cooked that I thought you were talking about Peter griffin

@teto dude even hentai sometimes makes me tear up.

I played a porn game years ago and at the end you have a kid and live a nice happy life together and I wanted to break my keyboard in half fuck

@SpurgAnon it would suck so bad to be this size as an adult, you would get so much shit all the time and finding a partner would be awful. Nobody thinks about that though they're just like "if you like her you're a filthy pedophile!" Body positivity is only for fat and trans people.

@SpurgAnon I wonder what their "vast array of gender options" is. Like, 3? If they don't have 52 genders in the game, I'm canceling my pre-order :babyRage:

@SpurgAnon why say inclusive instead of customizable?? I fucking hate modern gaming.

@MoeMortem there are probably lots of them, but I remember hearing about one you summon by going to a crossroads and then running your finger down a comb at night. Someone will come and tell you your fortune. Oh and you need to cover your face or something because if you look at them they'll kill you.

There are a lot of really cool myths of spirits and yokai and such popping up and requiring specific things you need to do to get away from them. Eastern Asia and Native American myths like that are particularly cool.

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