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🔞おちんちんでおままごと 

Playing house with a penis!

玩具として遊ばれるならどの役が良い?
If you were a toy?

🐶 ペット役 / The pet
👨 旦那さん役 / The husband
👶 赤ちゃん役 / The baby

i was somehow able to bend it back into place and have it stay there unlike previous times. hopefully if it pops out again i can replicate this.
still going to go to the ortho when i can since removing it is only like $5 per tooth and i'm so sick of this shit.

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@PurpCat are they retarded enough to just make this impossible to do or have the moderator account just not care about blocks?

@japananon when my brother was in japan for his honeymoon, he and his wife went to some restaurant that had a gawr gura collab but they didn't get me anything because they weren't sure if it was "the right shark vtuber" i liked 😭

they ended up getting me raichu and ditto plushies though lol.

the story about how a russian dude showed up to jagex's headquarters to get unbanned
youtube.com/watch?v=xLuf9KouBq

Sorry for the late notice on this but I realized I haven't mentioned it here yet.

Brat stickers are available for pre-order. There's one day left but if anyone is interested but doesn't have enough time to order, please leave a comment. If there are enough, I may be able to extend it a bit.

noirclothings.com/products/pre

so, keanu reeves is in a band called dogstar and has been since 1991?! they took quite the hiatus between 2001-2020 but they're releasing a new album in may. fuckin crazy. that's right around the time of bill & ted.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZlqLaaPbB1

@merchantHelios the RAM shortage is part of the sensitive young man genocide, actually

@japananon from what i've seen, the girls usually get a whole lot of stuff all at once, in waves. it'll move on to another girl or another group of girls soon.

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