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@GrungeQueef @KiKi88 i fuckin love how brutal kids are xD

@KiKi88 ye it's okay though i haven't had a seizure in like 9 years. it's good to joke about it.

@KiKi88 i've had several seizures in the shower and i can imagine this is exactly what it looks like when people find me

@KiKi88 he just wanted a fren

@Elfie strangers? This is an average day at the table with friends xD this is probably the most accurate depiction of D&D I've seen xD

@zommie sex is a lot like Mario kart. You go real fast, you throw bananas, wario is there.

@keisuke I'm staying at home today

I took a sticker off of my old laptop and holy shit that was among the worst things I've ever smelled. I don't know what the fuck kind of chemical breakdown happened there but it was BAD, like some rancid cheese or something.

@Terry at least the kids made it

Lord forgive me, I had 2 brownies, 2 cans of soda, and a milkshake today. I wouldn't have eaten the second brownie but I got it for free. Yesterday sucked okay, please cut me some slack!