beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@mushroom_soup so what if you do ask people out but never get anywhere? I'm quite friendly with the ghosts around here.

@SuperDicq well I can't promise you short but I can promise worse graphics xD

@top @noyoushutthefuckupdad he was the best part of the show imo he knew his shit. Which probably made him more likely to troon out.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad handsome squidward?

In honor of #pridemonth I have written a little parody to the tune of that one song by Miley Cyrus's dad. Enjoy:

Give me the meat boys and pound my hole
I wanna get lost in your cock and balls
Then contract AIDS

@renai @wandering_soul so cute 😭

@Terry @CentaurBreeder what's more gay, traps or futa?

@Neigh-Sayer @mmmfeet typically they do blood tests for paternity, no? Idk how accurate a mouth swab is, considering stuff like diy covid tests had a pretty big false positive rate to the point where many employers just wouldn't accept them. Drug tests done this way aren't always super accurate either AFAIK.

DIY tests seem like more of a thing where, if you get a positive result, it means you should go to the doctor and get a real test done. They're not meant to be definitive proof.

I'm pretty peeved right now. Easily the worst part about TotK is how nothing persists with your save file. I killed FOUR FUCKING GLOOM LYNELS and died to the 5th one, and when I reloaded the save it put me back at the 5th one with all of the loot from the ones I had killed completely gone. I'm gonna dupe the fuck out of the shit I did get because that's gay as hell. Oh but I did get something! Majora's Mask! Wow! It has 1 armor and "certain enemies" can't see me. Woop dee doo. I burned through all of my arrows, shields, and weapons for that fight.

Oh yeah and if I ran away to prepare more stuff I would just get sniped with arrows from the sky. So I practically had to pause buffer my way through all the menus in order to get everything perfect.

What a fucking headache for such a tiny reward. Shit took me an entire hour.

This is partly why I can't play Dark Souls lol, beating bosses I get stuck on never feels very satisfying, it just feels like I've gone through a slog and burned through a bunch of resources doing it.

@Neigh-Sayer @mmmfeet i wanna say that these probably have a decent rate of false positives if 1 in every 5 children is illegitimate.

it seems that a lot of people share these complaints over on the steam discussion board and the community manager is forwarding it all to the devs, so hopefully they can be addressed by the time the game fully releases.

so as far as demos go that was short as shit and didn't really provide much other than a small little engine preview. no gameplay other than walking around and it was only like 5 minutes. and this thing was 18gb for some reason, which i'm guessing is the full size of the actual game.

for being an engine preview, i certainly wasn't impressed. there was stutter every time you walked into a new room or a new entity appeared on screen, and none of the visual settings could actually be turned off, only lowered in quality. that means that three of my most hated "features," being lens flare/screen space reflections/motion blur, are impossible to get rid of. the anti aliasing here is also horrendous at every quality setting, with very bad and noticeable ghosting artifacts any time something moves.

stay away from this one until those things are ironed out. if they are ever ironed out.

@hikari the beauty of the sentence is that you get the whole story in your head.

@lamp@berserker.town @brimshae but then you have bluetooth latency. fine for music but it bugs the hell out of me when i'm watching videos or playing games.

the best is a pair of headphones with a detachable cable so you can just buy a new, cheap cable if yours ever starts to crap out.

@PhoenixWaifu TTRPGs for softies.

every single tavern owner realizing that some goblins are actually good is gay as hell. if anything, it should be only a couple that do. and a goblin character should be wary if a tavern keeper is way too nice to them, it might be a trap.

it doesn't have to just be with goblins, either. there are plenty of races that might be racist toward humans. high elves for sure.