beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

his girlfriend that was doing this with him worked at a daycare and took pictures of the kids she was working with to send to him.

their deaths should be very slow and very painful.

33 years isn't enough

I somehow found a worse platformer than Castle of Illusion directly after playing that travesty.

This game sucks. The movement is absolute crap. It tries to hold your hand so much to the point that it takes away control from you and does things you don't want to do which result in you fighting with the game the entire time you're playing it. Basically none of the move set is ever explained and there were several times I had to look up what to do because it was some random unexplained mechanic. Even when you know how to do everything, it still feels like the rules for how they work and play with the physics are always changing. I didn't have a fun time playing this and only just barely had the stomach to get through it.

I also got some motion sickness playing this, which rarely happens to me in video games, if ever. The music was awesome and the character design was kind of zany, but that's about all the good I can speak of this game.

#beardgamereview

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