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cat haters will say "cats aren't as smart as dogs" and then explode with joy when their dog does something retarded

i like dumb, cute cats

i understand you're selling this rare novelty drink hat.

@mischievoustomato Pascal's wager for internet flirting:
1. I don't flirt, and the user is actually a man: Nothing happens
2. I flirt, and the user is actually a man: I'm called a faggot
3. I don't flirt, and the user is actually a girl: I lose the chance of gf
4. I flirt, and the user is actually a girl: I increase chances of gf
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