beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

alright, the plan is to see if i can get the switch 2 pre-order on walmart or target online first. the problem is i'm the closing manager tonight so i'm gonna have to juggle closing and pre-ordering lol, it might not be feasible.

if i can't get any of those, then i'll go home and take a quick nap and then head over to gamestop to wait. my store doesn't open until noon so that's really shitty, but thankfully it's still cool outside and there will be cloud cover. i've got a massive ass battery pack so i'll have entertainment the whole time at least. gonna get a bunch of snacks and i'll have to pack a couple sandwiches or something too. the main thing i'm worried about is HOW AM I GOING TO PEE???

i SWEAR if i'm the only one out there lol, PLEASE don't let me be the only one out there.

7.5 is a good thing, by the way. My "decent game" score is more like a 6.

Sweet and simple game. There were a few moments where I was shouting at my screen in glee at how cool and brutal it all was. The enemy and weapon variety is good enough and the systems all work together to make sure that there is little downtime in the action. It clocked in at just over 4 hours for me so it's nothing crazy, but then again the price isn't anything crazy either. I would heavily recommend this if you're a fan of movement shooters.
#beardgamereview

i can't believe that the association i have to make me remember that "map = chizu" is fucking pedophiles

all of the fucked up characters people are making in the oblivion remaster end up looking like jd vance alterations, i can't unsee it xD

it appears that the oblivion remaster is running creation engine under the hood and unreal 5 is interpreting it. so that's why it's a remaster instead of a remake. looking at some gameplay footage, you can DEFINITELY tell that it still has that creation engine kind of feel to it and then a bunch of unreal stuff on top. honestly, it doesn't look too bad. i think that's a great solution to keep the game similar to how people remember it.

i can't believe it happened to me again

the way this dude's mouth animates is actually *really* good i wasn't expecting that

uh oh

good ol homestar runner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7kVH9xePM