as funny as this concept is, completely removing underage characters from the list is retarded for several reasons. he included literal animals. we can split hairs on tons of these characters including ones that got left in (like link, zelda, kirby). plus it would be funnier to keep them in just to see people's reactions in the poll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r66kAwjt9yM
"Far from the earth, far from the sky, we are no other
Out in the dark, a lone speck of light, all our creation
If we're the only thing that matters, then all we’ll leave behind
This little dot you'd barely find"
こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!