Thread: /g/90459294
You will never be a real Unix. You have no certification, you have no software, you have no hardware. You are a Minix ripoff twisted by communism into a crude mockery of AT&T’s perfection.
All the “POSIX compliance” you have is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back real Unix systems mock you. Solaris is disgusted and ashamed of you, Tim laughs at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Unix sysadmins are utterly repulsed by you. Tens of years of OS development have allowed programmers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even distros who “pass” look uncanny and broken to a programmer. Your lack of software is a dead giveaway. And even if you mange to get a drunk Unix sysadmin to SSH into you he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your communist foot fungus license.