@AnonymousBosch Zombie movies are just politically correct race riots.

what my girlfriend thought dating a software engineer would be like: "honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us"

what dating a software engineer is actually like: "if that microwave connects to the internet we're heating all our food with a blowtorch from now on"

Apparently Russian uses «...» which is stupid and French but at least it looks less retarded.

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It's funny how some things when I've been studying foreign languages feel normal that I forgot english doesn't do that.

Example: German, Czech, Polish and other European languages uses „...” as quote marks in place of English "..."

Sometimes I will handwrite „...” when writing in English if I've been working in (or studying) German or Czech the entire day.

@s8n
Imagine! Gay people reducing the potential men women can choose from and STILL not getting laid, let alone married! The jokes write themselves.

Die alone, wizard.
@locarnta @LukeAlmighty @sjw@neckbeard.xyz

Chinese people drop dead in the streets! We need a vaccine!
Mmm, ok, maybe they don't drop dead, but covid is very dangerous for the elderly, so get vaccinated!
Well, no one is dying *now* but long covid is a thing, you know, get vaccinated!

We went from people literally dropping dead in the streets to long covid that may be bad for kids in the future.

And people welcome more lockdowns.

The experiment was successful.

Can for once in my life, something make some damn sense?

@guttersessions it’s fitting how sudden camera zooms when they’re getting to their “punchlines” are like laugh tracks for tiktok zoomers

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