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sanic 3 

@LukeAlmighty no they didn't

they missed the tiny itty bitty key plot detail, that Maria was supposed to be a sick child, isolated in a sterile environment, in fucking space, never able to touch grass in the most literal sense, never to feel wind on her skin, with no known friends other than a single kid whom she treated like a little brother, and no way to step foot on a planet which will literally kill her... and she loves it nonetheless
when she's running from GUN, she knows that she's doomed either way, and yet, even after being dealt a very bad hand from birth, even after being quite literally shot, she isn't bitter or resentful
she just asks Shadow to take care of the little blue ball of death she loves so much

im the movie she's just a regular happy-go-lucky healthy kid on fucking roller skates, I have no idea why she even got attached to the edgelord

sanic 3 

@LukeAlmighty they made a fart comedy out of the most dramatic storyline in Sonic media

matana finished watching Justice League 

before watching this, for years I have heard literally nothing good about this, everyone were saying that one should just go straight to Unlimited and skip the OG League entirely

but this is a really solid cartoon! I liked it a lot, pretty much the only downsides were that episode where JL were killing Nazis and everything about Green Lantern and his writers' main pet peeve being desperately trying to prove that he is the worthy manly man even without the ring, but this just resulted in his emerald impotence and looking like an idiot who failed in his primary mission and literally broke an indestructible ring :meru_lul:

also they predicted covid

@LukeAlmighty the lyrics are absolutely braindead retarded, too, and when they are, for me it's easy to hate a song

@LukeAlmighty it's a classic tho, do you hate numa numa too?

me, I have it easy in the department of hated songs, I hate by artists, mostly very popular and very Russian

like this shit :pepegun:

youtube.com/watch?v=xpJ_fYyAeY

matana is watching Justice League 

that's what she said :peepoShrug:

matana is watching Justice League 

how did they get this past the censors

so, entire world's nuclear stash is not enough to bomb comfy Siberia :comfytongue:

matana completed RE: Code Veronica X 

it's shit

I played it on PS2 and actual old TV and literally couldn't see the majority of locations because some gamedev decided to be particularly sadistic back in 1998

after struggling to find a fucking door in a save room for several times I switched to the emulator with cheats enabled and even in these conditions the game was a barely visible slogfest

matana watched Joker 2 

well
if it was hollywood-mandated career suicide, it was a damn beautiful hollywood-mandated career suicide

I just caught myself referring to older consoles in Russian with a more outdated word for game consoles :CirnoForReals:

so that means on a technical level I use two different words to refer to Playstation 2 and 4

youtube.com/watch?v=vlGalGWT57

I know that it's super early to call in any shots and predictions, but this looks really, really good

The Boondocks aged not just as a fine wine, but as the highest grade 20 y/o Armenian cognac

I think it's the first time the series make me laugh my ass off just to instantly go full :deadInside: as soon as the credits stop rolling

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