I'm playing Degrees of Lewdity for the first time and I just wanted to take out the trash and a dog is trying to rape me. I don't to lose my virginity to a stray dog 
Pepper spray and punch fended him off. Ufff. Now where can I buy pepper spray?
Another rape attempt avoided, this time just by shear brute force.
Wait, I can get a chastity belt and analshield to protect my precious virginity? 
You can get raped even by eels...
I'm no longer a virgin 
I thought I managed to fight them off, fuck
Getting tongue fucked in the ass doesn't take away your anal virginity
Same sex couples are only set to 4% so why half of my rapists and gropers are women?
Wait, why am I lactating? Rubbing your breast is enough to start lactating?
I took Robin's place and got fucking vored by a whale 
Robin is gone 
I assumed he's gone, because he stopped going to school and wasn't in his room, but he isn't gone
How do I survive the Ivory Wraith? 
You can avoid the Ivory Wraith by flirting with, but not seducing people at the pub 
I hope Avery isn't to angry with me for ditching him. I had to comfort Robin.
I stole the Ivory Necklace 
I gave my first kiss to Alex and it didn't give me the achievement 
I'm acting like a proper white woman. Fucked several dogs, horse and a going to fuck a pick and only the last one for money.
@matrix@gameliberty.club have you been to the forests yet? Good fun 😄 farm was a bit crap last time i tried, but that was a few versions ago.
@maid Yeah, I have like 3k of loot I haven't given to the museum yet
@matrix@gameliberty.club shit, thats a part of the game i havent interacted with at all. Might do a playthrough again. Last time i got into prison and before that the asylum.
@maid I'm actively trying to not end up there.
It might be worth it to wait for the pregnancy update.
@matrix@gameliberty.club 
oh shit we are getting actual pregnancy? Nice.
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@matrix did you actually set them to your love interest in attitudes?
@beardalaxy oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
@beardalaxy I'm guessing some event must occur 
@matrix that's the love they have for you, not necessarily the love you have for them. you can have multiple NPCs with really high love scores but you can only ever set 3 love interests max. i can't remember what stat it goes off of, but one of your stats has to be high enough or something.
@matrix what are you doing with your life? You are unironically playing a game where you play a woman that constantly gets raped. And you have been playing that for over a week now.
Are you alright? Do you need help?
@matrix keep it up and you might notice some changes
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