Mort gets very nervous when the local Quahog PTA bans all the gay pornography books available in the elementary school library 
Carter does a top 10 list of his least favorite human racial slurs
Carter lists the top 10 reasons why Libertarian guys with Asian wives is the most American thing ever
lois uses meg as a reason to support abortion. everyone is horrified. lois doesn't feel remorse
Carter gives a detailed explanation on why futanari x female is the straightest type of hentai
Quagmire lists the top 5 public places to discretely lick women
Chris lists his top five favorite glass objects to shove up his ass
carter explains that burning furries at the stake is mega based
Carter gives 10 reasons why a massive dysentery outbreak would be great for America
Peter finds a brand called Knicker. He hates it and says "I fucking hate knickers!". Cleveland overhears it and beats peter to death
Tom and Diane do a segment on crack, and call in local crack smoker peter griffin to teach them how to smoke crack live on air
everyone is nutting uncontrollably because chris is talking about his least favorite races
carter begs mort to seal his asshole shut so that the gay liberals can't fuck him
Peter had an experimental medicine shot into his leg to let his knee grow
Mort lists the top 5 ways to get free money from the government
Peter explains the benefits of placing glass bottles of water in the freezer to Chris
Cleveland lists 5 reasons why he is devoting his life to killing whitey
Chris sings praises to his new discovered heroes Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold and their revolutionary acts
Chris has a psychotic episode and thinks hes the living embodiement of Filthy Frank
Lois offers Peter to join a swingers club, Peter calls her a whore and files for divorce. 
Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland argue who's the best girl in Neon Genesis Evangelion
Carter explains to Cleveland why you never see a black Easter bunny