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Our presidential candidate:
>"I'm not coming to the debate. You guys sucks."
>Makes up his mind and comes in at last second

Woman behavior :peepoClownWeird:

You call them slurs, I call them sentence enhancers.

Linux protip, not serious but does work 

Linux has a manual, it's just hard to access. The usual procedure is:
* Open your preferred fedi client
* Tag a random selection of users @fosstodon.org
* Say "Linux sucks because I can't even _"
* Within seconds you will receive detailed and comprehensive instructions.

(nb: instructions might involve replacing your current Linux distro with one preferred by the user you tagged. simply retry, tagging other users, if this is the case.)

@g @LukeAlmighty Zapojit se do probíhající války je taky na politicích

@matrix White women and Urban-Americans when Shaquandarius Lasneed gets shot while trying to rob and execute a jewelry store clerk

Sandniggers when you manage to build a functioning country in a few decades while they couldn't do it in 14 centuries

@LukeAlmighty
No, ale ty holku nemáš takže by to nařčení znělo absurdně.
Doslova ve stejné řeči v které tohle řekl to nařčení taky vyvrátil.

@LukeAlmighty No má pravdu a to s tím zatažením do války asi nejretardovanější kampaň co jsem kdy viděl, ale od člověka co se chce stát politikem to zní dost vtipně.

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