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@Kagekokoro @YeetLibs she's extremely underweight, if she's been like that for a long time she's definitely short

@Jens_Rasmussen probably not, my guess it's gonna have some "big pharma using saint's work and identity" twist

every language that isn't C is a mental disorder

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Lazarus

"Nobel Prize winning neuroscientist Dr. Skinner has developed a miracle cure-all drug with no apparent drawbacks called Hapuna. Hapuna soon becomes ubiquitous... and essential. However, soon after Hapuna is officially introduced, Dr. Skinner vanishes.

Three years later, the world has moved on. But Dr. Skinner has returned—this time, as a harbinger of doom. Skinner announces that Hapuna has a short half-life. Everyone who has taken it will die approximately three years later. Death is coming for this sinful world—and coming soon."

>communist
>makes a drug to kill humanity
classic

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