Holy fuck I'm retarded. Why am I trying to fit storage into the rented dedi when Hetzner has cheaper and bigger network storage. I should just get a better dedi with just SSDs and a storage box instead of having it in one box.
I could literally buy a real house for that much money, I'm not even kidding. EUR and USD are now in parity, so... 133k€ would be around $130k. And this digital parcel from decentraland sells for $128k.