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Ok, this is a personal nitpick, but I seriously hate, whenever during any movie fight, the first few shots don't connect.

If you want my brain to accept the fact, that in a movie, there is an actual battle going on, PLEASE, the worst way to do it, is to show me, that the plot armor is so unbelievabely thick, that the MC can survive first 1-5 shots without even looking.

“You can’t just have face to face vaginal sex with a buxom figurine of a US ship.”

SIRI FETCH MY MONKE PAW THAT I HAVEN'T USED SINCE SEPTEMBER 10 2001.

First argument (not even in the video) against Campbell's hero is that Heracles doesn't fit the hero archetype because he killed his wife....

HOW? HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO BREATHE WITH IQ SO LOW?!?

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@FutaFanatic @RehnSturm256 Yeah, she's white and lives in a pod, that dog rides her all day.
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