@coolboymew the luminescent one offers you the mew coin, do you accept and evolve to cat?
@HotPolishTakes "A jew will tell you everything that happened to him, but never why."
- Russian Proverb.
@rasterman I can understand figurines, I cannot understand funkopops.
Fumos → acceptable
Anime figurines → yes
Funko Pops → oh shit nigger what are you doing?
Those troll things → okay what
Bratz dolls → sTOP THAT NOW!
@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz
@Wisconsin_Kraut @guttersessions a few years ago a buddy of mine was in a sailing race. The boat was named Sarah's memory, and he made a post before the event saying. "You always said we'd go sailing, I promised you we would. A promise is a promise."
@underwater@neckbeard.xyz
Yes: "hey guys, I'll be stepping away for a while for health reasons, I've been kind of depressed and burnt out lately. There's still other admins and we're not in danger of shutting down.
Nigga wtf: "I want to feel the cold steel of a shotgun.".
@rasterman @ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz
Frequently Drunk Homosexual Male. Fanfiction slut. Manly gay couple enjoyer. Super bigoted guy. Certified big guy™. Male supremacist. Kinda funny some days.