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@coolboymew the luminescent one offers you the mew coin, do you accept and evolve to cat?

Okay maybe it's just me having an international perspective BUT IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

@Terry@neckbeard.xyz

"Now Shaniqua, you can choose from these categories: Israeli War Crimes, Jewish Pedophilia, Crime Statistics or obscure Japanese pornography genres."

Sheboon: aw sheet, I'm fucked ain't I?

@HotPolishTakes "A jew will tell you everything that happened to him, but never why."
- Russian Proverb.

Okay so I thought about this

Lawyers:
- sneaky
- will twist your words to suit their means
- dubious levels of trust
- very concerned about matters unrelated to the task

Conclusion: Lawyers are faeries.

@rasterman I can understand figurines, I cannot understand funkopops.
Fumos → acceptable
Anime figurines → yes
Funko Pops → oh shit nigger what are you doing?
Those troll things → okay what
Bratz dolls → sTOP THAT NOW!
@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz

I'm tired of calling things "gay" or "cringe". I just wanna be comfy.

@Wisconsin_Kraut @guttersessions a few years ago a buddy of mine was in a sailing race. The boat was named Sarah's memory, and he made a post before the event saying. "You always said we'd go sailing, I promised you we would. A promise is a promise."

@underwater@neckbeard.xyz
Yes: "hey guys, I'll be stepping away for a while for health reasons, I've been kind of depressed and burnt out lately. There's still other admins and we're not in danger of shutting down.
Nigga wtf: "I want to feel the cold steel of a shotgun.".
@rasterman @ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz

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