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Perks of being my girlfriend
1: You can join my minecraft server and be admin.
2: I'm not attractive enough to cheat on you.
3: I know how to cook Italian food because I'm from Italy.
4: I take showers
#testbot (attempting to make a bot)

Seems to be working lol

The agonizingly slow speeds of my reminds me why I'm downloading and decrypting my purchases in the first place...smh

@hj sometimes they are positive, like, zoomers listening to 'firth of fifth' for the first time and being like 'wow that's totes amazeballs, awesomesauce'
the 'reacting to $musicalbum' videos on youtube will always be weird to me

So when legitimately criticizing a free press is characterized as “attacking” and “endangering press freedom,” what is it called when a free press manipulates the truth and misleads the public? twitter.com/HashtagGriswold/st … twitter.com/DLoesch/status/125

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i got a flashback of writing essays in the school lmao
stringing random shit together barely related to the issue was always my fallback if i needed to meed some quota of words

@tk @Ricotta @awl @lizzubee My sleep schedule got off one week and I found myself walking out to Volunteer Park in Cap Hill at like 1am .. and .. I don't know if it was some drama club thing of if this was normal, but there were people everywhere, doing weird Séances, weird stage play style stuff (with no audiences), people with plastic light sabers battling ... it was the weirdest fucking thing.

Also city parks in Chicago are open, except for really small ones or the entire 30km lakeshore park

We need to get rid of these quarrantines within the next week if we don't want riots (which will make the spread of the worse than literally anything else, even ).

Check out this interesting video: America is Lying About Our Coronavirus Death Numbers youtube.com/watch?v=wxDALi8enc

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