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@Meeper I don't follow but I'm shocked at how few mutuals me and @JoeBiden have, considering a good amount of my Insta friends are libs

@Oblivia @zdh @ripplestream @sjw You seen that theory? You know which one I'm talking about.

Bowser kidnaps the Princess in the first Mario game. Later, in the SMB3, he has a bunch of kids with *hair*. You see a wife at his house?

She totally banged him.

@mewmew Hmm, what is the ratio of people with a sheep avatar?

Evo, a renowned esports tournament that moved online in 2020 due to the pandemic, is canceled after parting ways with co-founder for alleged sexual misconduct (Neil Greenberg/Washington Post) - Neil Greenberg / Washington Post:Evo, a renowned esports tournament that moved online in 2020 du... more: techmeme.com/200704/p2#a200704

Just realized I used the wrong version of manner. Ugh.
The hardest part of today wasn't the trip to the vet. Explaining to our 5-year-old the process and the reasoning behind what we had to do was the most uncomfortable part. To see her eyes fill with tears and enter the grieving phase of losing our precious pet...it tore my heart out.
That cat would perch on my wife's pregnant belly and calm the babies down with her purring. That's a bond for sure.

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Just deleted my Fascistbook profile and disabled any apps on my phone connected to it. Now to begin detoxing myself. I'll start with a cold beer.

I should buy some hotdogs for Independence Day

@realcaseyrollins @mewmew The ones I go to are generally 4 ft deep. I guess there are so many liability and legal issues when you don't have lifeguards.

Litmus test 

Who killed more people

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