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Trump is to take the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bowl. If he falls Cheeto on the floor 5 second rule 5 second rule.
*looks at footage of Nazi rallies*

Hmm. They are indeed not using image captions.

@sim
They don't get here on time all the time here either, it takes them a few minutes to show up. But once they do get there, they tend to be effective. A little too effective, as is evident by the occasional cases of police brutality.
@OrganicNectar96@mstdn.social @shebang @adrint

@realcaseyrollins @OrganicNectar96 @shebang @adrint Then again, I'm not from the US either. They are basically just a deterrent. If you're lucky, they'll be able to press charges for your case but most often it doesn't happen.

They won't get there on time, and we don't have self-defence in the same way as the US. If someone decides to rob or harm you, that's sort of it. You'll have to use less force than them and prove that it was reasonable force used to protect yourself. But you can't have weapons just laying around. So if they are stronger or have a weapon, you're fucked.

@shebang
Ohhh, you're from Canada. That makes so much more sense. I'm from the , it's a lot less authoritarian there. You should come over here.
@OrganicNectar96@mstdn.social @adrint @sim

@terryenglish
Are you referring to him banning travel from in January? Or maybe it's the stimulus bills he signed that have you upset.

@terryenglish
He was? I didn't get that impression. But he got more things right than Fauci, which says something about both Fauci and Trump's ability to get competent advisors around him.

@terryenglish
I don't care that he tried because he was wrong at nearly every turn and likely caused more harm than good.

Maybe if the US government had handled the #coronavirus crisis with some amount of competence the country wouldn't have been as much of a powder keg looking for a spark. #georgefloyd

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