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Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

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To celebrate #420Day I'll be saying "motherflerking" now

I think, taking in too much data can make you sick.

is simultaneously guaranteeing that wins while also guaranteeing that he doesn't win in a landslide

would be proud

ooof i'm too excited. i'll be tracking my most hated enemy that day. they think they're all that.

Yo Democrats should treat history how my sister treats individual show plots cuz she keeps telling me what happens next

Democrats only tell you how it starts and why it should make you mad lol

@realcaseyrollins Honestly, if the left really wants to be offended by fireworks, they can whine about how many birds get killed by them.

@realcaseyrollins There are more fireworks than ever where I live. Granted, I live in a mostly white, conservative neighborhood, so I guess they are trying to piss the SJWs off with extra fireworks.

Wonder if the "nobody wants to see your fireworks video" slogan was just being passed around to make people think it was true and keep them from sharing their videos to platforms that would sidestep the "anti-racist" narratives on cable.

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This is an dream come true

Everybody's inside, and watching TV, they get to set the narrative for the nation.

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I don't have to tell my friends here to stop buying cars and trucks from Chevrolet anymore. 🤔

If you come to this website just to spam shit I will make all your posts unlisted which stings worse than deletion.

@jeff @realcaseyrollins Dysthymia is the term for having a depressed mood a majority of the time for at least 2 years straight. I’ve had it for… 18 years roughly, right around the time that my career failed, the city college dropped me out for lack of ability to pay, I realized that no girl was ever going to love me, and that I couldn’t even work in menial labor due to rampant undiagnosed executive dysfunction. I can’t imagine what could possibly be causing it.

You don't need to go fancy. You just need to be among friends. Happy 4th, everyone.

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