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Kim Jong Un is allegedly in a coma again. This guy's going for 2-0
I learned that in the original short story The Legend of Sleepy Hollow there is no headless horseman ghost, only a guy pretending to be one to scare someone for his own gain. but in the Hollywood version, it's a real ghost with pointy teeth being controlled by a witch in league with satan or something
All right, I couldn't get IE6 to speak the right TLS with FSE and I couldn't figure out how to download IE7, so I couldn't make it do the Ultimate Cursed Pleroma Interaction. I guess this will have to do:

Hello from Firefox 3.6.3, running on Windows Server 2003.
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The three keys I have found for improving my mental state and feeling happier:

1. Pray (like really pray) at least once a day

2. Drink a cup of water

3. Exercise

Key 2 is important if you're going to do Key 3! Do it first! Your muscles need water!!

Do these actions in the morning when you wake up for maximum effect, it makes your whole day better.

Local reporters. Don't forget to scan other social outlets for breaking local news tips.

@pbpost@twitter.com @TEliaPBPost@twitter.com may want to check out this Nextdoor thread about a PBSO deputy that allegedly brandished a gun at someone that cut the line at a Costco gas station in Royal Palm Beach.

Which is more viral?

Me: * makes account private *

Quality of toots: * increases *

Me: * makes account public *

Quality of toots: * decreases *

I love how like the loudest anti-patriarchy women are complaining so loudly about white men who literally only exists in tiny cultist sects and offshoots of Christianity.

Yeah, like a few dozen Mennonite hicks are oppressing all of America... 😂

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