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this is Joaquim. he's my baby and he knows it. he likes being pet on the belly, but maybe not really. he's not sure. a big ball of fluff and also a bit grumpy all the time.

he loves sleeping in the bathroom sink. or by the water pot. because he likes drinking water between naps and doesn't want to have to walk all the way to the pot just for that.

he also talks a lot. he doesn't really meow -- he TALKS. a normal cat goes 'meow' but Joaquim goes 'meoo oow ee mooeww maah eom'. he talks after he poops because he wants everyone to know he did a good job covering it. he doesn't like weird smells so if you clean the floor he'll quickly rub himself all over it to make sure the house smells better. how nice.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

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@thor@noagendasocial.com @realcaseyrollins my ego runs on openbsd and is stored in /sbin/

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PewDiePie slams YouTube’s new harassment policy – “Oh God. What has happened to you, I had Fruit Loops, which are super sugary.

Being homeless but married to an amazing person is infinitely preferable to living in a giant mansion by myself

4 people have died on the coronavirus-hit cruise ship described as a “humanitarian crisis” and has prompted President Donald Trump to intervene on.forbes.com/60141xJ3K  twitter.com/Forbes/status/1245
#Forbes #coronavirus #Trump

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Exams for these classes will be over for awhile after this week but til then imma keep drownin' bois

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I've been studying for a week and a half straight and I still feel behind smh

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