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yayyyyy the hand i burnt making food last night isn't in unbearable pain anymore!!!!!!!

@realcaseyrollins The alt-right's obsession with race and genetics is like astrologists' obsession with zodiac symbols. They really think that your ethnic background determines your destiny.

Georgia's re-shares are sub-toots. She disproves.
He didn't steal your jokes, comrade. He redistributed your jokes.
Google: we're gonna include a sophisticated permissions system to ensure apps can't do stuff like operate the camera or write to storage without your permission

Also Google: we're gonna have an api that lets any app ask if you've unlocked your bootloader lol

Instances being cheap and not incorporated social networks is good, that way they can't be bought out

Which would you rather be?

I’ve been having stress dreams about university (I graduated a decade ago) for a while now, with a common patterns being:

The lesson material being completely unfamiliar to me.
Having assignments due “today” that I was completely unaware of.

Neither of those have ever happened in real life, thankfully.

Last night’s dream started off in a setting that could’ve easily resulted in one of those stress dreams, but ended up going a much more pleasant route. There were two classes:

An English literature class that centered on Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends in one session, and on Phineas and Ferb in another.
An upper-level math course that focused on discussion of the mechanics in Pokémon The Movie 2000: The Power of One and Pokémon: Giratina & the Sky Warrior .

#dream #dreams

I always hated how got banned from but was allowed to stay for the longest time. He's an alt-right loon who's borderline racist. doesn't come close to his extremity.

But wasn't a threat to the left, so they let him be. (Until like this week)

This is what’s left of the Portland elk fountain after antifa militants set it on fire two days ago in the name of BLM. The flames severely damaged the base of the statue, causing the city to remove the elk over fears it could topple & injure someone.No one was arrested. twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1 #Portland

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