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@LukeAlmighty didn't you already have this conversation about laundry NOT being just 'throw clothes in the machine'

@LukeAlmighty bruh why do so many guys I know say they want a gf to basically be live-in mommies 😩 they just want a gf to keep them in check, decorate, and cook for them
One of the premiere reasons to not get married to men. If you do they are *extremely* likely to kill you. It's unfortunate that so many women aren't going to realize that until it's too late.

"Test who would fall for nazi propaganda?"
THAT'S YOU, YOU WOULD, YOU LITERALLY HAVE A VIDEO OF SNIFFING YOUR FARTS HOW MUCH SUPERIOR YOU ARE

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IT'S LITERALLY JUST VIRAL LEFTIST TWITTER POSTS STITCHED TOGETHER
HOLY FUCK
THIS MAN HAS A DEGREE WHEN HE'S LITERALLY RETARDED

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>haha, communists were too stupid to boil water
I really wish that retards who waste oxygen by typing things like this were instead working on a certain bread factory in May 1998, doing oven maintenance

i wonder
did anyone try to use the wii remote with a dumbbell attached to it

🚨 BREAKING: Socialist leader Lee Jae-myung is now leading a coup against South Korea's President.

@LukeAlmighty I don't argue about Twilight being average or weird
I argue about men repeating the same stale points about Twilight ad nauseam when they a) never even engaged with the source material, and b) enjoy the same weird and weirder shit

@LukeAlmighty maybe you're also going to argue that you don't have sight on any hot goth vampire aesthetic chicks?

@LukeAlmighty uhhh, no, he doesn't "fall in love with a literal baby", it's just gets established that they're literal soulmates in the magical sense of the word
were the same plot device deployed in an anime with a loli, you'd go "based" and "uoooooh"

@LukeAlmighty but I don't deny that the original twilight movie is the definition of kino, with solid direction
but it was boring

@LukeAlmighty just the first one
it was boring as fuck, knew a girl who loved the book and hated the movies, too

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