𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐮 @veru@gameliberty.club

I searched for a picture of Death on Yandex and one of the top results was him with his schlong out. Thanks, Yandex! Very cool!

Saw Puss in Boots: The Last Wish with my family.
100000000000/10

I got whiplash that a recent movie didn't suck dick for once. It feels like a dream. I also enjoyed it way more than the first Puss in Boots. I didn't like the first one that much.
This time around , I felt the movie gripped me from the start with its music scene; it already had me grooving. This second movie was so good all throughout, that I don't think it can get better. If they make a third movie and it's just as good as this one, I would be seriously impressed!

I know Gamefreak will fuck up the remakes for Unova but Colress was really great, so I can still appreciate the meme even as the inevitable future approaches. I'm still watching people I know suffer with this franchise so even if I stopped playing the games, the aftermath of every disaster still makes its way onto my general vicinity.

lmao

Probably one of my favorite things about AliExpress are the extremely horny reviewers for some of the sex toys. They're always in my recommendations now after looking up silicone repair glue a while back.

I'm sure these guys would post the entire ass balls inside them if AliExpress let them. I have already seen dudes post their junk while reviewing underwear. As long as no skin is showing, you can post it. This person in the review is very happy with the balls in their ass. At such a cheap price, I hope it doesn't get stuck there.

Another bizarre find is this inflatable butt plug. This just looks DANGEROUS imo. It looks like a trip to the ER. I wonder how this even works but imo, you should be careful with your body in this matter because you only get ONE body. If you burst your asshole, rest in piss.

Finally something more lighthearted are these shoe soles. The advertisement has some hilarious Engrish. I guess if you buy the soles, there is no more shitty feeling of pain on your foot. This is likely what they meant lmao. The reviews are good!

it even comes with the bag

Welp, someone already recommended me a shop to get the Midna body made. I have heard of this shop before but forgot they are actually flexible unlike big manufacturers who won't do custom bodies. Looks like it's more or less 10 grand for a silicone body + head but TPE is the way to go for sex functionality, so that is 5 grand including the head, which I don't need as I'm having someone else take care of the head. If it's around 4 grand for just the custom TPE body, that is still good.

I'll definitely look into it but the male version is a priority for me lol. I would like it with various removable pps that can swap out, like a flaccid and hard state. It shouldn't be hard to just modify the mold to remove the dick and put in a vagina.

I would make this shit myself but inhaling TPE fumes in my garage is not very pleasant! I kinda wanna live to see the doll, you know.

I think it's absolutely CRIMINAL that there isn't a life size doll body modeled after Midna. Come on guys, do we really need another big tit woman or generic little girl body? That's BORING.

I will literally pay for a manufacturer to make this but only if they also agree to make a male version! We need to have variety! I am not kidding! I already own two dolls and soon, a third! I speak with my money and I wouldn't bitch about stuff I don't plan on buying!

#lovedoll
#ラブドール
#doll