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@cereal oh no, they're going after the telephone man too. over 100 years after his death. his legacy being the only reason they are able to do it in the first place msn.com/en-ca/news/other/federal-board-investigating-alexander-graham-bell-s-controversial-beliefs/ar-AA10yBhP

I've been meaning to buy a new keyboard anyway, so I guess now's the time.

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Well, the spacebar on my mechanical keyboard isn't working properly so, that's just great I guess.

"Max we just made a pot an hour ago, why is all the coffee gone?"
(Me chugging my 5th cup tonight because night shift) "did you make it weak?"

Trauma brain is funny because it's like "hey, we know you're trying to be productive, but it's been a while since you've had a horrifying flashback so let's do that right now."

>hears branches snapping and something sounding like a scream, howl, and metal scraping simultaneously
>nearest shelter besides this tower is all the way across the fucking campsite
>instantly regret life choices

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Working at a campsite is fun because I'm like 90% sure I've seen some strange creatures during the night shifts when I have to fix things.

"Hey, we need you to fix the tower cam"

Okay thanks asshole, let me climb several hundred meters up a fucking tower to change the camera for the weather. Fuck you, that's not horrifying enough in daylight but doing it when its the black of night is so much worse.

@alyx @Mr_NutterButter the english language is full of confusing homos.

homonyms (bank/bank, bark/bark, lie/lie)

homophones (too/to/two, there/their/they're, knot/not)

homographs (read/read, content/content, desert/desert, lead/lead)

Ben Pincus from Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous~
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#shota

@Giganova8 @MoeBritannica

>I mean, the average zoomer apparently doesn't even know what a folder is. :senko_sigh:

I've seen this where they just put everything on the desktop and not even know that folders exist. They are just used to apps sorting everything out for them.

I don't know why I bother with steam sales if I'm going to play Stardew Valley Expanded for the 18th time this week.

I'm not sure what the problem is here except for they forgot the ATF.

>if I make coffee now, I won't be able to sleep and will have to make more to survive with work tomorrow
>decaf? no

It's a universal rule that every IT person has encountered one problem where the only reasonable reaction is just looking at the error like "interesting, I didn't know that was possible" and then looking for ways to bury it so nobody notices.

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