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Pizza is undoubtedly my favorite food, but I can't stand most pizza lovers.

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to be fair it's one of the most popular foods in america, if not the west in general. with anything that popular, the majority of people who like it are going to be, you know, among the majority of people in general. and the majority of people in general aren't very tolerable.

@Alex I'm talking about those who make it part of their identity, wear pizza t-shirts, have pizza bumper stickers on their cars, etc.

anyone who makes consumerism their identity lacks a self, they're not real people

@Alex It's not really consumerism as it's not tied to any particular brand, and you can make pizza yourself, including professional quality pizza if you have the right equipment and skills.

@xianc78 how the fuck do you even interact with a pizza lover in a way that could make you hate them
I hate a lot of people and even I never had a pizza lover on my radar aside from those elitists who pretend that pineapple pizza isn't a gift from heavens and insist that "true" pizza might be slightly burnt, but that's more of a 'gatekeeping tourist' problem

@tomie @xianc78 pineapple and pepperoni pizza with ranch is as good as it gets holy shit

I did have a 3 cheese red baron frozen pizza a couple nights ago though and holy shit, probably the best cheese pizza I've ever tasted. It had no right being that good for $5.

@beardalaxy @xianc78 my guilty pleasure is those extremely cheap supermarket pizzas, some claim they taste like death, but it's half depressing half comforting food

@tomie @xianc78 they're inoffensive, simple, and filling. You're not really eating it for the taste you know?

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