I think that's what I'll call it for now on.
Packaging .NET programs into self-contained applications creates a huge fucking mess.
This Link to The Past PC Port is amazing. It runs real smoothly and supports XInput controllers. It's probably the best port out there. I'm surprised that it isn't as well known.
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