@vriska @Jes @r000t Ok, so both times were English teacher, aka second language teacher (Remember, I live in a French place)
Most of the teachers I've had were rather chill and the English teachers knew to leave me the fuck alone as I was way way way above the curriculum and I just kept to myself mostly
At some point we got a replacement English teacher, what a bitch, jesus. Kept being on my ass because me and my friends talked often and never listened to her class. At some point she had a surprise test and sent a snarky comment to me ... most of the class failed the test miserably, I got 95%, the look on her face was golden
Second little bitch was in college. Fuck this. Here, called "Cégep", you have obligatory classes, 2 second language, 4 french, 3? philosophy, 3 gym class (yes, really) and 2 complementary. The issue comes that when a teacher takes themselves way too fucking seriously. It's like dude, you're nothing but an unwanted fuck the way of getting my chosen field diploma
Anyways, the class in college was RIDICULOUSLY easy, I passed it with even less effort than I did in high school, it was this inconsequential. I slept in his class once and he started being a bitch to me, kept asking me questions when I wasn't paying attention (massive ADHD here btw) and the likes, it was dead clear that I had no interest in his class. At some point I started skipping the latter half of the class because each class had a small test at the beginning and I didn't want to miss Avatar the Last Airbender (lol, yes, really) and it was like the last class on friday, so fuck that
That also meant that I missed what I needed to read for the quick beginning of class test. So I would come into class, he would do his little bitch asking me if I read the shitty test, no I fucking didn't and ... It was 3 fucking paragraph I had to read for a 10 mins test comprehension test. It was an absolute fucking joke. I am currently writing more than there was to read in that goddamn test. By that time, I was writing and reading shit like this on the Internet for years already. And of course, and his smartass smirk went away when he saw that I kept getting perfect and nearly perfect marks in every single one of his test... So I just kept with the disrespect of leaving half way through the class, including the the last class after the exam where he was doing a class thing, so I had to do the final disrespect of leaving and giving no shit at him attempting to call me out for it
What a fucking bitch, you're not important dude. Could avoided all this shit if he just left me to my devices, but nooooo, he just had to didn't he? And he didn't fucking win