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@xianc78 Person A: "Son, are you at home?"
Person B: "Yes mom, I'm home."
Person A: "Why do you sound so weird today?"
Person B: "Because there's a literal bulldozer right next to me, I already got hit by it a couple times."
Person A: "Ah, I see! Guess you were emitting too much human life, I mean carbon, am I right?"
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In other WEF dystopian news, the WEF wants to fuck up the gaming industry. At least Nintendo doesn't seem on board with it.

weforum.org/agenda/2022/11/env

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>Accidentally blocked a DRC user.

Motherfucker, I'm going to get so much drama over this shit.

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Some people think Mastodon is too weird to become popular:

I joined Twitter in 2008. We had to put a "d" in front of a tweet to convert it to a direct message and every other day you had some embarrassing private moments exposed because someone forgot about the “d”. Hashtags were just a community hack, introduced by Chris Messina to somehow tag content. Search? Hah, you wish! Tweets via SMS were supposed to be a thing. Oh, and the daily meet and greet with the failwhale. Totally not weird.

For those of you who realized that voting is not going to work, read this book, if you haven't already. It has the real solution.

kopubco.com/pdf/An_Agorist_Pri

Democrats aren't rigging the (s)elections. The shadow government is scripting them.

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That's not the problem. Just buy local if possible, whatever is your race/sex/ethnics.

When you buy local, you are helping your neighbor and they will help you. This is how societies used to work.

Why would you buy food or products made by unknown people?
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Garden plan for my new boxes this year. Will be a good amount of food I think. Mostly excited about the potatoes. Crop rotation 1>2>3>1. It'll be twice the amount of carrots because they can be spaced closer than the garlic/green onions. Probably going to do more peppers and tomatoes in my older smaller boxes.
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Tryna decide whether to vote for the rapist team or the pedophile team. #vote
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