JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Starting fresh. Hello. I am an english speaker. I would like to learn more about the history and cultures of nonenglish descended people. I know many on the left have painted me as a "nazi" and I regret my confusion at the time, also, I have said many regrettable things about womens rights, and their dignity, and that's just awful. From now on, I'll try to be the best fedi fren I can be again. Fresh start. No more calling arabs stinky, or saying that jews control the world, those days are in the PAST! I always wanted to learn about the world, even as a "nazi", I was one of the "good" "nazis", I never wanted anyone gassed, I just thought maybe whites needed protection from revenge seekers! I wanted everyone to be equal, and stuff! And as far as pedophilia goes..........................jeeeeeeeeeee wiz ok I'm not a pedophile I guess? Not technically? I've always been very confused about what a pedophile even is and the age of consent for my whole entire life, but I've never broken any laws or done pederasty (touching of a child), but people think that just because someone says they're a pedo or a MAP that they automatically molested innumerable children, that's why everyone felt the need to put "non offending" in their titles, because the story has been warped and the plot has been lost. I hate the multinational multifaith multiethnic economic minority that is mutilating our human race that they themselves are a part of. Fuck you all if you don't get it. Love you all if you do. /vent

Guys I trust you more than random search results. How do you deal with an avoidant woman? A woman who won't say yes or no even though there's chemistry and tension, how do you break through her shell ("break" shouldn't conjure images of force it's a gentle cracking of a suffocating dome, it's saving her) and make (again, so many people think this implies some sort of force, no no no, when you make someone get out of the way of a speeding bus at the last second is that bad??? No it's heroic!) her understand that the two of you have permission from the universe to be together and to enjoy your time together and to be devoted to each other???????? You bros seem to have it figured out I know at least some of you faggots are married and shit.

The spirit of the real Flash Gordon (he was based on real secret events I believe) inhabits my body and is finally awakened!
https://youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4

I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!

1. Don't fuckin touch my woman
2. This is my new gf since psychic gf turned out to be a fucking bitch. My new gfs name is Claudia, you will respect her.
3. Do not test me when it comes to Claudia
4. She's nothing like Psychic gf was, Claudia has severe apathy and anhedonia, she is too apathetic to be sadistic and is thus nothing like Psychic gf was
5. Me and Claudia have a blood pact because the only thing which gives her any sense of peace is being bonded to another, and I found her first so hands off.
6. Claudia is not opposed to having children, and does believe she is capable of being a good mother, and would even crack a genuine smile for the sake of the mental health of the child.

https://youtu.be/ZBKm1MBsTbk
This guy is still alive the timeline can still be saved. This guy has stand powers strong enough to beat chris chan.

all unfollowers and nonfollowbackers shit their pants every day, and they're too stupid to realize it

Holy shit a pregnant muscle mommy who shoves animal dildos up her hole *blood sprays out of nose anime style*

Also Hank literally protects his immigrant friend after he breaks down and explains how hard it is to work just to be hated.

One of my favorite underrated moments in koth, Hank refuses to let Khan go down the dark path of white trash degeneracy. And Khan finally proves he's actually not just a mouth he's a badass, and also it's a reference to when kirk and spock fought. Pristine.
https://youtu.be/5iO1uJFr6Wc

I just had a wonderful appointment with my mental health provider, I am so so so so so glad that she is not a fediverse person or a channer.

*gives fedi love everything they ever asked for*
*lives happily ever after*

Yo fedi love, this one's for you babe *does shoulder shuffle dance with eyes closed and cool expression*
https://youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WILL STOP MING THE MERCILESS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM FLASH GORDON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH