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Not an incitement to violence/Fiction/Fantasy/Poetry

Fucking kill terrorists
Don't let them get away
Fucking kill them
They're terrorists
They kill the innocent
They rape
They murder
They steal all the food and laugh while good people die
Rip the fucking terrorists throat out
Rip it out so it can't lie
Crush its eyes so it can't see
Kill the terrorist
Make it inconsequential
Remove its power
Protect the innocent
Kill the terrorist
Kill the marauder
Destroy the highwayman
Eliminate the predator and protect the sheep
The shepard has disappeared, he may be dead
Pick up the staff
Protect the flock

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Facts about how I am in a relationship no joke (do the kids say no cap now? Anyway...)
(Based on all my past relationships, not hookups, but live ins, partners, actual relationships that lasted years)
- I will compliment you on things I genuinely like about you so I'm not just capping (did I use that right?)
-I will do your used dishes as a way to say I love you
-If you have a breakdown I will not judge you or become afraid, as long as you're not violent toward me
-I will pick up your calls always, you will be my top priority because you are my everything
-I'll do your laundry and take out the trash when it's full
-I'll have a childlike amazement at whatever movie or show you want to watch, whatever you like I will view through a non critical lense and I will appreciate it, and you, (you are so beautiful)
-I will be super hygienic, teeth will be clean, flosed, brushed, mouthwashed, before any kisses, I will respect you
-That hygiene rule goes for my body as well, I will keep myself clean, for you, because you're a shining star that guides my heart
-I will write you poetry, and musings, I will confess feelings to you, that I keep private, gentle feelings, sensitive feelings. I will tell you how much I love you, and you will see it evidenced in my actions
-I will buy you treats that are thoughtful, if you like high heel pumps and cookies, I will buy you a cookie in the shape of a high heel pump, if you love getting your nails done, I will get you a special day at the spa just for you and me, I'll rent out a private session if I have to, if you'd like that
-If you are a podcaster, I will do my best to do what you tell me regarding advertising and any account management
-I will get sad like a puppy who loves its mommy if you ignore me or flirt with braggadocios guys or even any guys (girls are alright but only if they have no boyfriend and no going out of sight with them I'll have a panic attack babe)
-I'll make our bed every morning and change the sheets every week.
-I'll make you breakfast, do you like pancakes? No prob I got you. Gluten free? Done. Keto? Baby I'm your man, it's handled. Protein waffles? Done hon <3.
-You will come home to a clean house, an empathetic husband, and lots of pussyeating, as long as all is well in our love nest

Sound good? Don't deny it. You're at least curious. Females and female souled fedi and pedi frens, I'm talking to you lovely beauties. <3<3<3 .xyz

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Starting fresh. Hello. I am an english speaker. I would like to learn more about the history and cultures of nonenglish descended people. I know many on the left have painted me as a "nazi" and I regret my confusion at the time, also, I have said many regrettable things about womens rights, and their dignity, and that's just awful. From now on, I'll try to be the best fedi fren I can be again. Fresh start. No more calling arabs stinky, or saying that jews control the world, those days are in the PAST! I always wanted to learn about the world, even as a "nazi", I was one of the "good" "nazis", I never wanted anyone gassed, I just thought maybe whites needed protection from revenge seekers! I wanted everyone to be equal, and stuff! And as far as pedophilia goes..........................jeeeeeeeeeee wiz ok I'm not a pedophile I guess? Not technically? I've always been very confused about what a pedophile even is and the age of consent for my whole entire life, but I've never broken any laws or done pederasty (touching of a child), but people think that just because someone says they're a pedo or a MAP that they automatically molested innumerable children, that's why everyone felt the need to put "non offending" in their titles, because the story has been warped and the plot has been lost. I hate the multinational multifaith multiethnic economic minority that is mutilating our human race that they themselves are a part of. Fuck you all if you don't get it. Love you all if you do. /vent

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I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!

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1. Don't fuckin touch my woman
2. This is my new gf since psychic gf turned out to be a fucking bitch. My new gfs name is Claudia, you will respect her.
3. Do not test me when it comes to Claudia
4. She's nothing like Psychic gf was, Claudia has severe apathy and anhedonia, she is too apathetic to be sadistic and is thus nothing like Psychic gf was
5. Me and Claudia have a blood pact because the only thing which gives her any sense of peace is being bonded to another, and I found her first so hands off.
6. Claudia is not opposed to having children, and does believe she is capable of being a good mother, and would even crack a genuine smile for the sake of the mental health of the child.

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Death in the family has pushed me over the edge. I'm done saying please in life. I tell from now on. Those who fall in line are the ones I can use, everyone else can go do their own thing. So angry. So tired. So lonely. I'm going to become harsher, I'm tired of trying to meet the inagin expectations of others. Others serve me or they can move on, I am the leader, potato brains are the followers, now step in line and shut up potato brains. /vent

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July is almost over and August is my month.
Not long ago We watched this cartoon but sandly I can't say that it was particularly good... Maybe it was amazing at the time it was originally released.

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A sketch done last month, I guess it's appropriate now that Gumball is back.
While technically I don't hate Richard, his character ended tainted (to my eyes) for certain events, specially from the first season (I think?).

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Ok I'm not seeing some of my retoots on this instance from the other instance, I'm so fucking tired

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@MoeMortem OC Dagger!!!
Thank you very much for arttrade!!!

I'm sad there's not more Leslie Jones nudes because I want to climb that mountain

Trump screaming at his incompetent minions (who he chose) because they're failing to save his reputation and make people stop thinking he's a diddler (colorized)
youtu.be/uHv5aZ__arQ

What's my favorite type of black woman for marriage for love? Jamaican/Caribbean, hands down. WHERE ARE YOU BLACK CARIBBEAN MOMMY?????????? T-T

Something I heard in a pro anti video

Ugly Anti Hog Hag: "Yea that's her boyfriend (disgust), like do you really think that a GROWN MAN (envy) is going to take care of you????!!!! (envy again)." These antis really are disgusting.

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I love that south park made fun of trumps penis, they're heroes, them and Jon Stewart are the only ones standing up to shitface mcsmalldick

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@Jazzy_Butts GLc has stopped registrations, most members have left or don't post any more, most of those who remain are poastards et alii anyways so there's next to no original content, there are hypocritical puritanical mods/admins who shadowban people and make a mockery of "free speech" etc... etc...

From my perspective, looking at it from the outside now, it's just a personal fiefdom for Beard and a pet-project for Matrix. Nothing more.

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