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I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!

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I need a tomboy bf. I will call you a boy and use all male pronouns and treat you with the respect AND harshness a male deserves. If you're willing you will promise 2 things:

1- You will not do anything with your body without my permission, the only exclusion being that you do not need my permission to ask my permission

2- You must not deny any request, if you deny a request the relationship is null and void and you will be banished from my sight

Are you ready to be enveloped by love, and dominance, my boy, my protege?

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Fiction/Fantasy 

A figure walka toward you, they are the most sensually attractive yet simultaneously authoritative figure you've ever seen. You are in love and in fear. They say...

"I come from a world where maps are accepted and appreciated, and are the number 1 demographic when it comes to adopting children. In this world, sex is understood to be good like a hug is good, and so in this world the map parents hug their children by having happy sex with them. The children grow up happy and healthy and they do not suffer from depression or anxiety or things like that, this world is free of such illness because it has accepted love over all. It has let go of it's bigotry, and now maps are the most likely to enter any and all child care fields, and the people of this world believe that is as it should be, after all, people who appreciate children should be the ones giving them pleasure, the pleasure of learning, about themselves, the world, and how to communicate and feel good and help each other and themselves in a safe way that doesn't hurt anyone. So you see, this world is pure, and just, and it is free from the terrorcrimes of bastard pig tyrants that rape little children with knives and with hooks. This world is a world where pleasure is called pleasure, and pain is called pain, and the two are not mislabeled as they are in other worlds. Pig bastard tyrants do not tell little children that their pleasure is evil, here on this world no shch thing ever occurs. It is a world of peace, but not a world without it's excitements, and delights. Not only sensual pleasures are explored here, but cerebral ones as well, the children of this world are taught philosophy in all it's forms, along with all good sciences and mathematics, and linguistics. The children, between their bisexual orgies with their mothers, fathers, siblings, playmates, and their adult teachers, are vigorously playing, learning, thinking, problem solving, and making this planet more advanced, and more efficient while retaining what makes their culture human. This is a peek at peak civilization, please do not take it for granted."

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1. Don't fuckin touch my woman
2. This is my new gf since psychic gf turned out to be a fucking bitch. My new gfs name is Claudia, you will respect her.
3. Do not test me when it comes to Claudia
4. She's nothing like Psychic gf was, Claudia has severe apathy and anhedonia, she is too apathetic to be sadistic and is thus nothing like Psychic gf was
5. Me and Claudia have a blood pact because the only thing which gives her any sense of peace is being bonded to another, and I found her first so hands off.
6. Claudia is not opposed to having children, and does believe she is capable of being a good mother, and would even crack a genuine smile for the sake of the mental health of the child.

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i hate how western-centric online feminist discourse usually is
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when people say men and women are basically equal now i’m thinking about women in places like afghanistan where they are legally recognized as the property of men
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I want a femboy to consent to wrestling with me, and he has to wrestle as hard as he can without biting or scratching, and I have to overpower him and fuck him in the ass. It would be a great workout for the both of us.

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watching cowboy bebop for the first time, uoooh Ed such a critter

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Hapu enjoying horse pp #nsfw #loli

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I been puttin butt plugs in and they're holdin in the braps then when I take them out it's brap time

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*Don't you want to meet your biggest hero Dva?? You two have to work reeeeeally hard to get these VIP tickets!*

#overwatch #twins #loli #ロリ #lolicon #sketch

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EVEN WHEN I WAS A "NAZI" I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS SAID I WOULD HAVE A SECRET JEWISH WIFE AND I WOULD PROTECT HER FROM THE "BAD NAZIS" THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND NOT ALL JEWS ARE BAD (I now know "badness" is no more or less prevalent in the Jewish race/ethnicity than in any other race/ethnicity because all races and ethnicities are human and all races and ethnicities have shown largely similar rates of antisocial behavior in individuals.)

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