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@coolboymew I think I'll just buy it one day, and complete the trial just to piss you all off.

(The only hard part is the cola.)

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@LukeAlmighty @coolboymew
Make a thread of it if you ever do. But I just don't see a normal person doing it. Even if you starved yourself prior, I don't see that much fitting in a normal stomach of someone who isn't a fat fuck.

@LukeAlmighty @coolboymew
There's a lot cropped out of that screenshot, you do know that right?

@LukeAlmighty @coolboymew
Hmm... maybe I'm misremembering. Still, I know I can't eat that much, and I'm no manlet.

@alyx @LukeAlmighty @coolboymew I can eat a lot and I'm prone to overeating and even I wouldn't be able to eat all of that, I doubt I'd get half.
@LukeAlmighty @alyx @LukeAlmighty @alyx @coolboymew i could do 1 of the burgers, an order of the nuggets and fries and a single drink but i'd be dying for hours. how the fuck can someone eat this much

@graf @alyx @coolboymew
Ok, I will do it, but it would be nice, to get a steam game out of it at least :D

@LukeAlmighty @alyx @graf @LukeAlmighty @alyx @coolboymew I used to be able to back in college. was more active back then too so really didn't gain that much weight. still can but I'm just not feeling McD's nowadays
@LukeAlmighty @alyx @graf @LukeAlmighty @alyx @coolboymew understandable. I get cravings for Burger King Bacon Kings every so often (every second)

@graf @LukeAlmighty @coolboymew
I could see myself forcing a second order of fries, and maybe a second portion of nuggets. More drinks could be feasible if I get to use the bathroom.

@LukeAlmighty @graf @coolboymew
All 4, I don't see it happening for myself. But usually soda goes through me real quick, so maybe if I open with a drink, by the time I eat most of what I can, my body will piss it out.

@LukeAlmighty @alyx @graf @coolboymew that's like the easiest part, enough cola and you'll be going to take a piss like 4 times at least
I seem to have accidentally wandered into the freak show without buying a ticket.
@meowski @LukeAlmighty @alyx @graf @coolboymew you can also roll up an extra-large pizza and eat it like a wrap. just as a light snack.
@tomey @LukeAlmighty @alyx @graf @coolboymew extreme morbid obesity like this was non-existent until HFCS became widespread. i think it's impossible to become this fat without the easier metabolism to fat of fructose
@tomey @LukeAlmighty @alyx @Jens_Rasmussen @graf @coolboymew your body naturally uses glucose for energy so i wouldn't necessarily just say sugar is nasty. what's nasty is the combination of virtually unlimited supply of highly refined purified sugar and poor impulse control, and general ignorance about what is an acceptable amount of sugar to eat

one piece of fruit per day is reasonable imo and no more than that
@meowski @LukeAlmighty @alyx @Jens_Rasmussen @graf @coolboymew

> what's nasty is the combination of virtually unlimited supply of highly refined purified sugar and poor impulse control, and general ignorance about what is an acceptable amount of sugar to eat

Agreed. This is true.

When you eat fruit, the fiber slows your intake of the fructose sugar and allows you to digest/process it better. With soft-drinks and added-sugar junk food, there is no fiber so your body will just suck that shit right up. The way your body greedily processes sugar was a great evolutionary advantage for most of human history, but when it is consumed in vast amounts per the typical western diet, it is pretty harmful.

I have some kind of systemic sugar intolerance, so I need to mostly keep to a keto diet but small amounts of fruit are OK.
@LukeAlmighty @alyx @graf @coolboymew @tomey it's sugar extracted from corn using a chemical process that involves lye (sodium hydroxide NaOH). lye is generally made by an electrolytic process called the "mercury cell process"

therefore HFCS is normally contaminated with mercury

@graf
Problems with (too much) dopamine and norepinephrine reuptake. The brain seeking novelty and not getting it from activities will float to other activities, like eating.
@alyx @LukeAlmighty @coolboymew

@LukeAlmighty @alyx @LukeAlmighty @alyx @coolboymew I sometimes wonder how much that I'd need to make that from scratch. It's gonna cost more than just my health.
@LukeAlmighty @alyx @coolboymew OK NVM THIS IS ACTUALLY EVEN MORE THAN WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE
THIS IS A MEAL FOR FOUR PEOPLE

@LukeAlmighty @nugger @coolboymew
Uhmmm... no. That actually is a 4 person meal. Are you.... related by any chance to Moviebob?

@alyx @LukeAlmighty @nugger @coolboymew it is not unusual for people who are active in working out to eat a shit ton of this for dirty bulking.

My buddy is absolutely massive and when we go out for lunch he gets the family deal that feeds like 4 people. These people are on very high calorie diets to sustain their builds.

@LukeAlmighty @alyx @coolboymew LOOK AT THE FULL PIC THESE AINT TEN PIECE NUGS AND CHEESEBURGERS
THIS TRAY IS FOUR LARGE SIZED PORTIONS

@nugger @LukeAlmighty @coolboymew
I haven't eaten at McDonalds in forever, so I have no idea how their sizes work, but I count at least 13 nuggets in each portion, if that helps.

@alyx @nugger @LukeAlmighty @coolboymew thats probably 18 nuggets, 4 double cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and 4 large sodas
@LukeAlmighty @alyx @nugger @coolboymew im not even a mcdonalds expert and im certain that вкусно и точка is gonna add shit that's unrelated to what's mcdonalds meta or some shit, it's really easy to figure that shit out if you went there like twice or thrice

@lina @alyx @nugger @coolboymew
I am afraid to even ask?

@LukeAlmighty @coolboymew
TBH, I'm kinda sad about that. I was ready to laugh my ass off that you managed to pull it off.

@alyx @coolboymew
1) these burgers were double the size of what I expected
2) I never had McNuggets.
They have to be their most disgusting product I've ever had.

@LukeAlmighty
Yeah that shit's easy mode. Just go extra hard at the gym and then down that during the anabolic window.
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